How I Learned To Mind My Own Business

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jabcat

November 13, 2009, 07:57:08 AM
How I Learned To Mind My Own Business:
     
     
I was walking down the street the other day,
and behind a fence, I heard people shouting, '13....13....13.'
     
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little
gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....
     
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
     
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

The oldest known manuscripts agree with each other 99% of the time.  The scriptures, accurately translated, Spirit revealed - reliable.   Looking unto Jesus, the Author and Finisher of our faith.  Heb. 12:2

Cardinal

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November 13, 2009, 03:56:44 PM
 :cloud9:  :grin: :laughing7:
"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor

WhiteWings

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November 13, 2009, 11:01:41 PM
(http://jaggedsmile.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/poke-in-the-eye.jpg)
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...
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jabcat

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November 18, 2009, 01:25:26 AM
Quote from: WhiteWings on November 13, 2009, 11:01:41 PM
(http://jaggedsmile.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/poke-in-the-eye.jpg)


what happened to your crazy picture, WW?  I can't see it...(well, at least with the one eye LOL)
The oldest known manuscripts agree with each other 99% of the time.  The scriptures, accurately translated, Spirit revealed - reliable.   Looking unto Jesus, the Author and Finisher of our faith.  Heb. 12:2

WhiteWings

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November 18, 2009, 09:13:44 AM
I'm always told people with one eye are missing depth.


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1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...
>>> My sites <<<    -    >>> Free Bible study material <<<

Barry DuPont

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November 18, 2009, 02:21:45 PM
Quote from: jabcat on November 13, 2009, 07:57:08 AM
How I Learned To Mind My Own Business:
     
     
I was walking down the street the other day,
and behind a fence, I heard people shouting, '13....13....13.'
     
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little
gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....
     
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
     
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...



That is funny!
It's also true.
Barry

jabcat

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April 30, 2011, 12:34:21 AM
I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.  - David Sedari
The oldest known manuscripts agree with each other 99% of the time.  The scriptures, accurately translated, Spirit revealed - reliable.   Looking unto Jesus, the Author and Finisher of our faith.  Heb. 12:2

Cardinal

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May 17, 2011, 04:19:05 PM
 :cloud9: hysterical  :laughing7:
"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor

jabcat

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December 22, 2011, 10:00:34 AM
The oldest known manuscripts agree with each other 99% of the time.  The scriptures, accurately translated, Spirit revealed - reliable.   Looking unto Jesus, the Author and Finisher of our faith.  Heb. 12:2

Molly

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December 22, 2011, 10:26:52 AM
Oh, man, that's funny, Jab!   "I think there's a k in knucklehead.'  LOL!!

jabcat

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December 22, 2011, 07:42:11 PM
:bigGrin:
The oldest known manuscripts agree with each other 99% of the time.  The scriptures, accurately translated, Spirit revealed - reliable.   Looking unto Jesus, the Author and Finisher of our faith.  Heb. 12:2
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