Lawyer Quotes

Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne.
Jesus, The Bible, Luke 11. 46.
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The more laws, the more law-breakers.
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"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty."
George Bernard Shaw
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An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer." Evelle Younger.
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"The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk." Patrick Murray.
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"There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do." Blanche Knott.
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“A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.” Patrick Murray
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The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself. Charles Dickens
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There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. Robert Smith Surtees
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When two dogs fight for a bone, and the third runs off with it, there's a lawyer among the dogs. German Proverb
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Lawyer, n. One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
Ambrose Bierce
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Lawyers and painters can soon make what's black, white. Proverb
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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
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It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true. Gerald F. Lieberman
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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. French Proverb
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers. Edward F. Halifax
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Divorce is a game played by lawyers. Cary Grant
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Laws were made to be broken. Christopher North

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