Quotes About Lawyers


Lawyer Quotes

Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called "inbreeding," from which comes idiot children and more lawyers. Kip Lurie: Adam's Rib (1949)
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer. Will Rogers.
A man may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without a fee.
Barton Holyday
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. Ambrose Bierce
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it to himself. Henry Bougham
When dictators and tyrants seek to destroy the freedoms of men, their first target is the legal profession and through it the rule of law. Leon Jaworski
Judge - A law student who marks his own examination papers. H.L. Hencken
America is the paradise of lawyers. David Brewer
I never met a litigator who did not think that he was winning the case right up to the moment when the guillotine came down. William Baxter
Do as adversaries do in law, strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.
William Shakespeare
There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. Robert Smith Surtees
Lawyers earn a living by the sweat of browbeating others. James Gibbons Haneker
Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession. Anonymous
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. Jermy Bentham
I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters.
John Keats
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.
David Mellor
A man who never graduated from school might steal from a freight car. But a man who attends college and graduates as a lawyer might steal the whole railroad. Theodore Roosevelt

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